Saturday, April 01, 2006

My Favorite Toy (see picture)

They were the Days of Vomit. He vomited in the morning. He vomited in the evening, all over this house. It's the vomit of justice, it's the puke of warning, it's the barf of love between the brothers, sisters, pets friends and neighbors, all over this land.

Luckily, at about 3 pm yesterday, somewhere in his brain the puke control center got switched off and he was up and raring, with a voracious appetite and raging thirst.


Once again, my über-intelligent daughter received straight A's on her report card. God, it's great to have a kid that smart. I wish I were that smart, but I fear if I were, I'd use my power for evil MUAHAHAHA!!!

Ahem.

Interesting discussion today between me and a 40-ish woman in one of my classes. She informed me that the song "If I had a Hammer" referred to communism, "You know, the whole hammer-and-sickle thingy the Russians have on their flag." I had never really thought about it. I heard the song, of course, growing up, but thought it was a catchy campfire song that was just a hell of a lot of fun to sing. So I called my mom, who was an adult when that song became popular (I wasn't even alive yet.) She had no idea. Dad calls me back and explained to me that the song kicked off the civil rights campaigns and that it had nothing to do with communism, but some Southerners who were stuck in times of antiquity perceived it as being a "commie" song. Don't believe him? he said, tell 'em you heard it from your exptemely right-wing, seventy-year old dad who lived it.

(in case you're wondering, the whole vomit diatribe is based on that song.)

Quote of the Day:
"It's life, Sidda. You don't try to figure it out. You just climb up on the beast and ride." --Rebecca Wells, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

3 Comments:

Blogger Chris W. said...

You have a cool blog, too! Thanks for the comments on mine. I like your entry titled "Beavis and Butthead" with your example of Rush in that survey. I had to leave a comment on that, too!

Monday, 03 April, 2006  
Blogger Chris W. said...

Oh... and I used that survey on my MySpace bulletin. Hoping to see what others think of it. Thanks again!

Monday, 03 April, 2006  
Blogger Jules K said...

Thank yo, Chris!

Wednesday, 05 April, 2006  

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