Chuckly.

Funny things my kids have said:

Tara (age 6):
Dylan, I have good news and bad news. the good news is, Jesus is your Saviour and Heavenly Father. The bad news is, your big poop clogged up the toilet again.
Dylan (age 4):
I'll go get the sponge...

Maggie (my niece, age 8):
What does "retire" mean?
Dylan (age 10):
It means you quit your job because you're so old.

Dylan (age 10), while riding his bike tonight:
Man, something sure stinks around here!
Me:
Everyone's put out their garbage tonight.
Dylan: Oh, yeahhhhh!

Dylan:
Mom, I have a confession, and I don't know if you're going to like it.
Me:
Oh yeah, well, what is it?
Dylan:
I think I'm going over to the Dark Side.

Dylan:
Grandma's hair looks like the foam on a glass of root beer.