Bite me, Punxsutawney Phil.

AOL News - Punxsutawney Groundhog Sees His Shadow
Much as I love the darling fat lit'l critters, the whole shadow thing is ass. But we knew that. It's been so warm here that my gladiolus bulbs are popping up. I just hope that any impending chills don't kill them off. But, seeing how God has a pretty sick sense of humor, he'll probably dump a stratosphere's worth of snow on the Eastern Seaboard. It has to be said that I hate winter. With a passion. Gaaah! My earth is just *screaming to be raked, dug, harrowed, altered to suit my aesthetic. Every year I add another little piece of manicured greenery to my flora: this year, I will expand the patch around my mailbox to include a crapload of wild flowers. Neato!

That said, I have to give an informative speech on Saturday. I'm still tryng to decide on a topic. What the hell am I going to speak about---Invader ZIM, life with nine cats? breastfeeding? Emily Dickinson? hibachi cooking and nuclear disarmament? Whaaaaaaaaaaat??

Recently I was emailed with a direct demand to answer these questions or I will inflict my family with psoriasis and buck teeth. So...here ya go.

1. Name one thing you've set out to accomplish that is done.
I own my own home free and clear.

2. Name one thing you're still trying to accomplish.
Getting my &$*#(%*@ degree.

3. Are you where you wanted to be 10 years ago?
Heh heh.

4. What has been thus far the hardest thing you've accomplished?
Piano competing.

5. Where do you think you'll be in 10 more years?
Hopefully either in Europe or running my own cat rescue.

6. Send these to five friends or [you know what'll happen...etc...]
Done, and if you read this blog, you have to answer these too or you'll sufferrrrrrrrrr! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

~Jules